“My Wife Hates This Joke” by Derik Boik

Advice for Mark Wahlberg (Who Would Have Totally Prevented 9/11) from Derik Boik, Funky Bunch 

Advice for The Girl With The Drake Tatto from Derik Boik, Coolio Fan

Another shitty Happy Meal toy / Ad

Read my new blog post: Teaching Our Kids to Hoard (and making them feel bad about it.) http://bit.ly/sEV8YI

The Occupy movement isn’t just in Wall Street. It’s spreading across the world. (Yes, I made this.)

Nothing against the actual movement, but this whole thing with the photo of you behind a long sad essay is just STUPID. I want to write tl;dr on every single fucking one of them! You might as well just call your protest Occupy Tumblr.

Apple Store Sues Apple STORY 

The Apple Store is suing a store in Queens, called the Apple STORY…

For selling counterfeit merchandise meant to dupe customers into thinking they’re getting the real thing.  Such as:

• the eyePad
• the iMac&Cheese
• the iPood (which plays iToons)
• the iPhoney…

Apple Story’s owner, Steve Jobz, wasn’t available for comment.

That’s all…